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Life is full of rules. Use your napkin. Chew with your mouth closed. Don’t touch the fan. Your sister’s face is not a toy! When did you become your parents? Shouldn’t being six have an element of fun? May we recommend Swine Flute? It’s an app that kids love. It looks like a pig with holes on his back. When little fingers cover the holes, notes wiggle out of this happy oinker. You can also twang his tail and thump his head for extra fun sounds. Wait until Cooper or Madison shake the whole phone. The laughs will make the grumpiest of grumps grin.
Kids can play along with one of three songs or five sounds. Songs like the Potbelly Waltz and beats like Armpit Farts. Tell us that won’t bring the barn down. Swiny makes real music. Kids learn and have fun without you worrying about the long-term psychological impact of mowing down zombies with a shotgun in an abandoned meat packaging facility run by aliens. You might even get something done while they’re writing their first song, I Won’t Eat Peas. Don’t worry. There’s no learning curve for anyone under the age of….how old are you? Ask the kids. They’ll show you how. Swine Flute. Ever see your kid turn the TV off?
How do I play Swiny?
Touch the holes on Swiny's back with your fingers. Don't use pens, crayons or anything but your fingers. Every time you touch a hole, a new sound comes out!
How do I select a song or beat?
When you can see Swiny, touch the gear underneath him with a finger. A new screen will pop up that has two lists. One list has the song Swiny knows and the other has two beats. Touch the song or beat that you want to play along with and it will start playing. Now touch the back button at the top and Swiny will come back and you can start playing.
Does Swiny make other sounds?
Try twanging his tail! If you upgrade to the Grade A Prime version for just $.99, he'll make some really crazy sounds if you thump his head or shake the phone.
I can't hear anything?
Turn the phone's volume up just a little bit. Not too much.
It doesn't work.
Ask Dad or Mom to help you out. If they can't get it to work, maybe it needs to be fixed. Swiny was programmed by adults and you know how weird they are. You need to send an email to email@example.com Get your folks to help you if you don't know how to do it. We will send you an email when it is fixed.